「I was friends with your mom for over 20 years. She was my best, best friend. But if you think that we didn't fight sometimes, you got another thing coming. But you know, I can't really remember what a single fight was really about. But what I do remember is that we always forgave each other.」「Being my best friend doesn't give you the right to tell me who I can love.」「No matter how much I wanted it, things couldn't stay the way they were forever. But whatever happend, I knew there was apart of me that was always going to belong to him.」「You're picking boobies over my awesomeness? → Boobies. My answer is always gonna be boobies.」